**His Downfall: **Rick and his buddies ambush Cole, tie him up naked in bedsheets, and dangle him from a window.
His final offer: 'I'm willing to trade my new Porsche for Debbie-an even swap.' **Defining Line: **Cole attempts to broker a deal with Hanks (a common tactic of the Movie Dick). Her father enlists Cole, Kitaen's haughty, lantern-jawed ex-boyfriend, to break them up ASAP, and he tells Cole to take no prisoners. **Why He's a Dick: **Debbie, played by Tawny Kitaen, is about to marry clownish bus driver Rick (Tom Hanks), despite the objections of her wealthy parents. **His Look: **Blue blazer, V-neck sweater, khaki slacks, penny loafers, coiffed blond hair, and a bug-up-the-ass face